shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her
"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
My expecting widget has me laughing out loud! Usually my baby is the size of some sort of fruit or veggie but at 41 weeks my baby is now the size of a baby! It’s like my app wasn’t expecting me to go past my due date! It also doesn’t offer any advice for 41 weeks! #imexpecting #imexpectingapp #babythesizeofababy #41weeks #overdue #pregnant #pregnancyproblems #arewethereyet #cantseemytoes
My life right now!! My favorite thing is when people tell me when it would be a ‘good’ time for them for me to go into labor…..yeah ill get right on that…because I have so much control over it! @curtis_j_curry
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Night gathers and now my watch begins.